album review: ontological mysterium
Big words. Bigger music. Horrendous.
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This roundup, we’re looking at movies that mean something Personal.
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Today, we’re looking at movies where America, uh, makes a mess.
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It’s wild to think that I was 13 when Swampsong first enticed me into the world of death metal… and that now, at 33, Kalmah has dredged themselves up from the swamps to hand off a poignant refresher on why.
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Vexed target negative energy with a vengeance on their new album.
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For my inaugural Movie Potluck review, we look at Worst Adaptations.
Read More movie review: potluck Specialgame review: diablo IV
Mother’s home, and she’s throwing one hell of a party.
Read More game review: diablo IValbum review: life is but a dream…
Maybe there’s an alternate timeline where they pulled a Disturbed and spent the last 20 years releasing City of Evil clones, but thankfully we don’t live in that one.
Read More album review: life is but a dream…choices, and the matter of what’s left behind
An elite team of Navy Breachers investigating a nightmarish space hulk find themselves hunted by an unseen threat from the darkness.
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Sleep Token have descended once more from their non-euclidean realms to impart upon our corporeal existence a work of such utterly maddening perfection that it defies all logical human reason.
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A fond (not)farewell My first run-in with THE PLOT IN YOU was courtesy the almighty YouTube algorithm back in 2018; I was (and still am) ingesting a healthy ‘core diet, when their single “Feel Nothing” graced my ears, off their then-incoming album, Dispose. Being the spongy emotional sea-cucumber that I am, I immediately latched on […]
Read More album review: swan songSERIES REVIEW: RESIDENT EVIL
Despite experiencing some side-effects, Netflix’s RESIDENT EVIL is a lethal dose of fun.
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A mutation even Umbrella would have left off the table.
Read More MOVIE REVIEW: RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITYMOVIE REVIEW: THE BATMAN
The Batman may stumble in the darkness of its own shadow, yet nevertheless provides further example of the genre’s (and character’s) capabilities.
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Remember when I said I’d maybe make a regular thing out of talking about music I’ve been listening to? Me neither. Yet here I am, sitting at home, listening to Bad Omens’ new album for the millionth time, staving off my addiction to Elden Ring, when it hit me… I’ve been listening to a lot […]
Read More FRESH CUTS 2FIRST IMPRESSIONS: ELDEN RING
Elden Ring takes the formula and expands it with a breathtaking open-world experience that’s hard to put down.
Read More FIRST IMPRESSIONS: ELDEN RINGMOVIE REVIEW: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
The ol’ saw may need some servicing, but there’s enough gas in the tank to keep this sequel running.
Read More MOVIE REVIEW: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACREmovie review: eternals
Marvel’s Eternals shoots for the heart, but can’t find the pulse.
Read More movie review: eternalsThus, It Begins
It took me long enough, but finally here’s some hobby news.
Read More Thus, It BeginsI’m Back
Well, it’s been a loooong while! A lot has happened in the 2 (3?) years I’ve been away. You may have noticed, but I’m in the process of rebuilding the blog – making it a place for reviews, writing, and hobby projects, including a top-secret Warhammer project (my newest obsession) that I’ll be unveiling as […]
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Whims to Words 